Nate

[nateg1190]

Hey wats up guys? My name is Nate and I play on your server a lot. My cousin went on my name when i was at work and i guess he did something stupid to get him banned. Ive played with many people and I've never had any problems with anyone... I'd gladly appreciate if you guys would unban me and ill make sure my cousin never comes near my computer again. Im sorry for wat ever he did but i really enjoy playing on your server and i don't want to play a different server. Thank you guys and once again im sorry.

[hoser]

So, Nate.

We've had allot of trouble on our server lately. I had a cousin steal my car once... I put him in a blender feet first and when we were done we had bar-b-que Texas Style.

I can't believe your cousin went near your computer! You should have called the pol.ice and reported him.
What's your favorite game on our server?

I don't know if we can unban you, but can you post your IP and your phone number so we can talk to you and be sure your telling the truth?

Thanks.

[nateg1190]

Thanks for the reply....I know its hard to belive, but i think he was playing under the name Osama....I always play under the name Nate...if you ask one of your regulars, cicasp, crazyjake, mojito, im pretty sure they would vouch for me. I dont know what you mean by my favorite game on the server. Its a 24/7 dust2. My rank is 400 out 70 something thousand. I know its not all that but its okay and maybe it will show you that i play on the server a lot. Once again im sorry for what ever my cousin did, but i promise it won't happen again. My steam ip is Steam_0:0:11634796. I hope you do think about unbanning me. I will PM my phone number if you want to call and talk to me. Thank You

[hoser]

I'm sorry, I went to TGIF Fridays, met up with mojito and after that it was all a blur..
I think we're going to shut that server down anyway.

Steam eh, are you sure that's your Steam IP?
My neighbor has a steam engine car - he drove it in the St Patrick's Day Parade today.
Sadly HE dressed like Osama and they banned him from being in the parade anymore.

PS, the doctor says I'm not allowed to make phone calls anymore.

[hoser]

I forgot to mention, remember to check your hoses.

http://fpsnetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?t=604

[nateg1190]

yea thats what it says... it says this steam id has been banned. Why aree you guys going to shut the server down? Its the best server to play on.

[hoser]

All your IP are belong to us.

I think Fox is going to have a new reality show..
It's going to be 1 room with a table full of money and knives...
and 1 brand new never before banned Steam IP.

[DoctoR_DeatH]

ROFLMAO :D

[nateg1190]

Wow you say the most random things. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[hoser]

I'm sorry Nate if I'm confusing, but I've had a few rough days and I'm trying not to remember most of them.

Seriously, if you read the unlock code hidden in here, you can enter that as your temporary username. Once your unbanned, you can go back to playing as Osama, ok Nate?


http://monsterfilez.com/members/stuff/hoser/unlock_code.png

[andyofne]

Wow you say the most random things. I have no idea what you're talking about.

I may be the admin who issued the ban.

I am researching the data base right now.

Please check back later.

[nateg1190]

Thank You

[Dawg]

http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/0/2/5/0/7/1/polls_giant_smiley_big_smile.jpg_5236_6540.jpeg_po ll_large.jpeg

[andyofne]

114c2a2f76357196f49c51c18e89d09d
VIOLATION (PB HACK) #130413 Nate
67.167.251.2. c-67-167-251-2.hsd1.il.comcast.net. [United States] {DP}
Hub March 16, 2008 4:13:54 pm

[hoser]

114c2a2f76357196f49c51c18e89d09d
VIOLATION (PB HACK) #130413 Nate
67.167.251.2. c-67-167-251-2.hsd1.il.comcast.net. [United States] {DP}
Hub March 16, 2008 4:13:54 pm


Ah, that's in or near Manchester, NH. I bet this is the guy mojito has been complaining about.

Hey Nate, I hear they are thinking of banning geiger counters.

Geiger counters are inexpensive items, easily ordered over the net. I have a nice handheld International Medcom (http://www.medcom.com/) unit myself. You can get even less expensive models that hook to a computer for 24/7 monitoring (see http://www.aw-el.com/ for one of several).

I suspect in the future we can ban anemometers, amateur seismometers, and, in general, forbid all openly expressive curiosity.

[nateg1190]

PB hack? So I got banned because they thought i was hacking?

[andyofne]

PB hack? So I got banned because they thought i was hacking?

Don't you mean your cousin?

That's what the logs are showing. I'm digging a little deeper to see what further information I can find.

[nateg1190]

It's my Steam IP not my cousins, so even tho he was playing I'm the one who got banned. This sucks I've never used a hack and I'm not sure if my cousin did but i highly doubt he knows how. I've played on the server for a while and I've never cheated. I think there's no point to hacking and its a waste of time. I have no idea why it says that. But if you guys can't unban me then I'm not going to sit here and beg for days. It was fun playing on your server and it's too bad you guys don't believe me. Thanks for your time..

[andyofne]

The logs don't lie but I don't own VAC, steam does, so I can't tell you whether or not VAC made a false detection. That's something you would have to take up with the folks at Valve.

Like I said, I'm looking through the logs to see if your cousin was being a douche bag, using profanity or racially inappropriate language, or whether or not it was a cheat detection.

You can certainly play on any one of hundreds and thousands of other servers if you like but please don't think I need this headache and that I want to spend 3 hours sifting through megabytes of computer generated log entries. I have a hot GF who wants lots of sex so this is sort of cutting into my private time.

My GF, wanting sex:

http://www.utgmc.com/images/gf.jpg

[hoser]

Hey Nate, I'd think it would be obvious by now - but you have the wrong site.

We don't host any servers, this site never has.

Of all the places you are a member of ( LINK (http://www.google.com/search?q=nateg1190&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&filter=0) ) I'd think one of them could point you in the right direction to find the server you play on.
There has in the past been some fpsnetwork hosting, and the like out there. One of those is surely what your looking for. Good luck in your search.

Here's a picture to help guide you on your path..

http://monsterfilez.com/members/stuff/hoser/earfungus.jpg

[{2399}Straycat]

rotf!

[Dawg]

For the record, I haven't been able to get on the server for months either...

[hoser]

For the record, I haven't been able to get on the server for months either...

Sure! Fan the flames :)

[*XxDADxX*]

LMFAO!!:D

[andyofne]

For the record, I haven't been able to get on the server for months either...

I perma-banned you in 2003.

[hoser]

I think we lost Nate... Dawg's fault no doubt.

[Dawg]

Sure, why not.


It was my baby's cousin's uncle. Jumped on my keyboard while I was out serving soup to the homeless at one of the local churches. I'm innocent. I SWEAR!!!

[whiz]

Wow, i think one of our regulars found their way to this site to post an appeal. this is funny stuff right here. hahahaha

[hoser]

Classic read for sure :)

[*XxDADxX*]

Sure, why not.


It was my baby's cousin's uncle. Jumped on my keyboard while I was out serving soup to the homeless at one of the local churches. I'm innocent. I SWEAR!!!

LMAO! Shit Dawg I cant even attempt to top that one LMMFAO!!!