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Originally Posted by andyofne (Post 3534)

On a whim, I bought a BB gun.

I have no idea what I'm going to do with it now.

I went to K-Mart and they had all sorts of stuff there for my gun. I bought a scope, a laser sight, 1500 BBs, 250 target pellets, 250 hunting pellets, and a pack of targets (I later found a shitload of printable targets on line).

I've burned through about 200 BB's since yesterday and a fair number of pellets just shooting stuff like beanie babies, diet coke cans, paper targets, and photos of people who have wronged me over the years.

Nice, I used to love my BB gun. Had an old daisy and would target shoot stuff off a fire wood pile from my back porch. Couldn't tell ya how far but I can say cans make a nice sound when they are struck and shooting coke bottles and leaving glass strewn throughout a wood pile to later cut your father's hand will get your ass beat.

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Originally Posted by hoser (Post 3541)

hahahaha BAM!

Now you know what to do with that old cell phone.. I smell video!!!!

Nice...I'd love to see that too.

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Originally Posted by andyofne (Post 3533)

I'm really hoping you're talking about a daughter.

Yeah, I have 2 daughters. one is 9 and and the other is 2 yrs. old. I'll try to get some pics up sometime.

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Originally Posted by Tempus (Post 3537)

uhhhhh...

I separated a few ribs, almost flooded my house and cleaned out my backed up sewer drains.

Just when I thought I had come up with just about every way to piss off my wife B comes up with flooding his house with raw sewage... good job :)

Okay. Well, I did the BB into the cell phone bit tonight but for whatever reason my digital video camera did not capture the shot (message on screen says "clean heads") so all I have is a before an after shot with the camera:

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Originally Posted by andyofne (Post 3548)

Clean the heads and shoot it again!! SHOOSTING!! :D

We should all go shoosting :)

Got stung by a big red jellyfish on Saturday.. Not fun. ug:)

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Originally Posted by Dawg (Post 3543)

Yeah, I have 2 daughters. one is 9 and and the other is 2 yrs. old. I'll try to get some pics up sometime.

lala !!!!

what are you waiting? me to go kick your butt? BEEP BEEP
(locking the rocket right now):eek:

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Originally Posted by hoser (Post 3552)

Got stung by a big red jellyfish on Saturday.. Not fun. ug:)

After the Jellyfish tasted you it probably died :p

At least it wasn't a Man O'War...we get'em up here. :(
Because there are tons of jellies around here I carry vinegar, rubber gloves and tweezers in a first aid kit on our boat for just such an occasion. If you dive or snorkel it only takes once to learn that lesson.

Vinegar is supposed to help, but mythbusters found that vodka poured on it provides better relief.