Good idea, Nothing better than politics to get a good flame war going so here goes.
Thank goodness Barak Obama is here to fix everything

He's going to spend us out of our financial problems...wait, that doesn't make sense?
I can't wait till he starts putting gas in my truck and paying my mortgage either
And in other news....
Ben & Jerry's is coming out with a new ice cream in honor of the messiah, who was just sworn in as our new president. It is being churned in Washington, DC, and appropriately being named: BARACKY ROAD . . . half chocolate and half vanilla, surrounded by fruits and nuts.
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