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well hell no it didnt happen to me...
First of all, I dont use public toilets, unlike Andy, my ass doesnt just touch the first piece of plastic I see...I just do my business on their floor. They have cleanup people.
Secondly, if I was in a situation where there was a person within earshot of me while taking a dump... let alone on the phone... I would not be afraid to let loose the forces of evil. Hell, I would even try to resonate the bathroom hard enough to disrupt the signal in their cell phone.
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