"P.C."

[Lotharr]

I don't know if this is actually true, but it is funny (and accurate):

The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at
Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of
a contemporary term. This year's term was Political Correctness.

The winner wrote, "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered
by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an
unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition
that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."